TONGUE TWISTERS


Moses supposes his toeses are roses but moses supposes eroneously for nobody toeses are rosies for roses asmoses supposes his toeses to be. Alasdair


Nadine- Betty Botta made some batter but she said this batters bitter if I buy some better butter it will make my batter better so Betty Botta bought some better butter now she said my batters better.
- Mrs Smiths fish sauce shop.
- A noisy noise annoys an oyster.



Jack-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


Parminder- I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
- Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

Fariha:
-I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
-I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


Jack R-
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Irra- I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines and where she shines she sits

Brendan -

- Sally Sells Sea Shells On The Sea Shore
- The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick
- The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar
That boar will bore the bear no more.

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
Bailee

  • A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

  • Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- Balancing them badly.

  • Can you can a canned can into an uncanned can like a canner can can a canned can into an uncanned can?

  • If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

  • Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

  • The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

  • Pratik


Cameron: How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle? A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.
Bradley
- If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Kyle:

Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

Mattheu:
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


She sells sea shells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells
So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm
sure she sells seashore shells.
I'm not the Pheasant Plucker.
I'm the Pheasant Plucker's mate.
And I'm only Plucking Pheasants.
'cause the Pheasants Plucker's late.
I'm not the Pheasant Plucker.
I'm the Pheasant Plucker's son.
And I'm only Plucking Pheasants.
'til the Pheasant Pluckers come.
A skunk sat on a
stump and thunk
the stump stunk,
but
the stump thunk
the skunk stank.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.
If a
Black bug
Bleeds black blood,
What colour
Blood does a
Blue bug bleed ?
No need to
light a nightlight
on a light
night like
tonight
When you write copy
you have the right
to copyright the
copy you write.
You can write good
and copyright but
copyright doesn't
mean copy good.
It might not be
right good copy,
right ?
If Stu chews shoes,
should Stu choose the shoes he
chews ?
I thought of
thinking of
thanking you.

CHARLIZE

There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Grace Lee

A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
Brandon

Hanna:

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

James:

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.


Erin -
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

Josh B
A flee and a fly in a flue
said the flea "oh what should we do"
Said the flee let us fly
Said the fly let us free
so they flew through a flaw in the flew

A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

Jamie

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Don't eat with your mouth full!

Tessa

Angus-(this is actually more of a paradox) -The premise states that a crocodile who has stolen a child promises the father that his son will be returned if and only if he can correctly predict what the crocodile will do.

The transaction is logically smooth (but unpredictable) if the father guesses that the child will be returned, but a dilemma arises for the crocodile if he guesses that the child will not be returned. In the case that the crocodile decides to keep the child, he violates his terms: the father's prediction has been validated, and the child should be returned. However, in the case that the crocodile decides to give back the child, he still violates his terms, even if this decision is based on the previous result: the father's prediction has been falsified, and the child should not be returned. The question of what the crocodile should do is therefore paradoxical, and there is no justifiable solution.
Here is a tongue twister :) Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?